Introducing… SquidVicious

Well, it was a hard fought battle between CalamriCrunch and SquidVicious, but SV pulled ahead at the last minute and now we have a squid named after a punk rocker who apparently offed his wife.

But it’s not boring, Sidney, boring, because the name, it seems, was submitted by our designer Bryce Durbin’s brother. Therefore, to avoid nepotism and loathing, we’re sending the T-Mobile Trace to the runner-up, Calamari Crunch, submitted by reader Seth.

As always, thanks for playing and we sincerely appreciate your submissions and your faithful readership. Seriously, guys, we’ve been at this for a little more than a month and we’re having a blast.