BeamBag: The Phallic Light with a Soft Sack

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You can get it now for about $25 at BrookStone, you know, that store in the mall full of lo-tech gadgets, like this one? Sharper Image is where it's at, ya heard? (Not really)

BeamBag HandsFree Light Rests on All Sorts of Surfaces [Chip Chick]