Oh, fashion. How I don’t understand you. Here’s a new product that slips over your earbuds and look like emoticons. What are they called, you ask?
Emotibuds!—of course. Currently, there are four designs: “starry eyed,” “skeptical,” “pacified” and “neurotic.” Why those four? Why not, “almost as dumb looking as that other guy with the Bluetooth headset,” or, “my god, I’m such a dork?”
Anyway, they’re sold out right now but you can register at their website to receive an e-mail when they get more in stock.
Edit: I’m sort of embarrassed for humanity right now. – Blake