In-Game Cellphones for Second Life

If you’re one of the millions who escapes the drudgery of your real life to the virtual worlds of Second Life, where you’re attractive and witty, and probably slutty, then you know you have to spend valuable Doritos-eating time wandering around to find your peeps. Wouldn’t a virtual cellphone be nice?

YouNeverCall apparently thinks so. The resident-owned company is giving out free virtual cellphones to virtual people in the virtual world, including txt messaging capabilities. In addition, they’re “fashionable,” which we gather means they’re RAZR knock-offs.

We’re also betting they come with a draconian virtual contract as a trap to sap your virtual money, making you a virtually pissed off virtual customer. To anyone who uses the service: Get a life, a real one.

Second Life residents get virtual mobile phone