Motorola Q Poses with Q Pro

We’re learning that the forthcoming Q Pro from Motorola is much like Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas, a little thick, and a lot sexy. The standard Q, on the other hand, is like Lohan, slender and enticing at first, but then you learn it has no real substance, and find that pawn shops won’t buy her DVDs, and then you’re stuck with them.

Here we see the Pro next to the Q for the first time, and while it’s not as svelte as its forerunner, the Pro we know is packed with real smartphone features that we’ve covered before. If you’re looking at a Q, we’re recommending waiting for the Pro, lest you become stuck with the formerly sexy but now just garbage not-so-smartphone that pawn shops won’t take. (See what we did there?)

We’ve heard the Pro will be launching on every network, at any point from now till 2009, but our collective gut (which is growing, thanks for asking) says it will hit Sprint first, probably by the end of this quarter. Wherever it lands, we think you’ll like its lovely lady lumps.

Motorola Q2/GSM Q Live Picture [Howard’s Forums, via The Giz]