LoTR Online: I Just Wet My Pants


I’m not a big MMO gamer, but I’ve been hoping and dreaming on LoTR Online since I was a baby in my mother’s womb. I actually have a boxed copy upstairs and I’m about to install it — I have to take some meetings and write for you people a bit before I do — but there’s something about being a dwarf in the Prancing Pony that gets me hot and bothered.

The game is available now for $49.99 or $59.99 for a special edition version with a “Making of…” DVD, 30-days free gameplay, and a lock of Elrond’s glossy, Elven pubic hair.

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