Boo Hoo For Us

Man, the Japanese smartphone marketers are getting mean. This video features some sort of squid monster making fun of Westerners — we’re the nice piece of sushi — for having crappy phones. You can use your phones as wallets? You have biometrics? Most importantly, you can play interactive games, huh? Well so can we. Ours are called talking to women, not playing with Gundam at age 34, and not living with our parents in a one-room studio in Chiba while enjoying air sex.

Boo Hoo For You [S60]