Bad Jobs: Barnyard Masturbator, Microsoft Security Response Center Engineer

Popular Science has posted its list of “bad jobs” in science and Microsoft Security Response Center Engineer ranks up there with hale-feces researchers as a pretty bad way to make a living.

Working at the response center “is one of the toughest jobs to have,” said Griesi, a program manager with the MSRC. “But with tough challenges come great reward. The article does call out the dedication that the people in all of these jobs have and I have never worked with a more dedicated group then the MSRC.”

That’s right, Mark. And the guys who run the honey dipper at the state fair have a great sense of camaraderie as well.

Microsoft security group makes ‘worst jobs’ list [ComputerWorld]