A friend helps out when times are tough, or when Xbox 360s expire

A real friend is someone who’s there in a time of need. If you have someone close to you that has an Earth-shattering loss, like that of their beloved Xbox 360, it is your job, as a friend, to cheer them up. This greeting card from bsangel can help. After that, you should offer sexual favors and vodka.

Those are red crystals representing the dreaded Red Ring of Death many (many, many, many) 360 owners have experienced. For those fallen soldiers out there, a salute is in order.

RRoD card [via Technabob]