The most asinine iFone accessory known to man

Oddly enough, I’m almost 100 percent positive that Biggs uses this when he’s at home by himself. Seriously, though, who comes up with this nonsense? Condoms for your thumb and index finger so you don’t smudge your precious iFones. This is more or less a clear indication that the world is teetering on the verge of collapsing around us. The Phone Fingers are textured (and ribbed for her pleasure) and come in a pack of 25 for $10. Who buys this shit? Oh yeah, John Biggs.

Phone Fingers for smudge-free iPhone [Gizmodiva]