Star Wars kicks: I see your Schwartz is as big as mine


I present you with a dilemma. You’ve spent $300 on a pair of limited edition Adidas Superstar 1 Force Star Wars sneakers (available in Yoda white or Darth Vader black) that look otherwise unassuming until someone gets a glimpse of the logos on the upper heels. You want the world to know that you’ve purchase these sneakers but the only way to do so would be to wear very short pants. What to do?

You could rely on the lightsaber laces, but they’re nothing more than red or green lace tips. Your best bet might be to stop people on the street and strike up a conversation about Star Wars, hoping that you can steer it towards footwear. That, or wear shorts all the time but then you’ve got those doughy, pasty legs to worry about. Sigh.

Adidas does Star Wars-themed trainers [Pocket Lint]