Boring Edition: Microsoft lets loose two new mice

I’m trying so hard not to fall asleep on my keyboard while writing this, but Microsoft has updated their mice line with the Wireless Laser Mouse 6000, pictured, and 7000 (looks the same, but comes in black). They’re both super boring, but somebody out there has a mouse fetish. I think it’s Devin. Both models have been designed with ergonomics in mind. The 7000 and 6000 connect wirelessly via a 2.4GHz connection with the former having a dedicated 3D Flip button. The latter of the two is meant for the notebook traveler and includes a mini-USB transmitter that can be tucked inside the mouse. They both ship in March for $50 (7000) and $70 (6000), respectively.