Contest: Win this 2GB hunk of garbage

Want to win a 2GB MP4 player? Head over to BFF and post exactly what you’ll do with this damn thing once you get it. The more shotguns, rabid raccoons, and bodily fluids involved, the better. Please put “EXPLODE PIGBOAT” somewhere in the title. The entry with the most comments and votes by Monday, noon EST, will win the player. Warning: the player may cause herpes, loose stool, and a renal failure.

Entrants: Remember to get people to COMMENT and VOTE for your entry. The winner, by aggregate, gets this lump of feces.