CrunchArcade: Hello Kitty Online expansion to launch next year, God save us all

An extension to the massively multiplayer online game based on the frightening and sad world of Hello Kitty is well on its way to ensnaring our youth in its disgusting pink and white tentacles. The expansion pack finds our heroes trapped on an island in the South Pacific after crashing in Kitty Air flight 337. If this sounds familiar, it’s because you hallucinated it in one of your horrible, horrible acid trips.

I hope that this is a late April Fool’s joke, but I doubt it. I encourage you to visit the Hello Kitty Online website to confirm this rumor is true, but be prepared to jab your ears out with a Batz Maru pencil.