Official: Castlevania movie in the works

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So there’s a movie coming up in the next few years based on the video games of Castlevania, one of the most successful lines of games ever. And we don’t mean the awesome-sounding one by my friend Warren Ellis, this is a live-action Simon Belmont pic by the guys who did Resident Evil and Stomp the Yard.

Wait, what?

Yes. Who knows, maybe it won’t 100% suck as bad as it sounds like it will.