Mysterious boatload of something declared by Apple


We received a mysterious tip in our e-mail inbox from Ryan Peterson at that stated the following;


I conducted a comprehensive analysis of Apple’s U.S. customs declarations over the past few months, and detected a massive surge–188 containers–of a new product never before imported by the company.  Given the dwindling stocks of the current generation, and the upcoming Apple Developer Conference, it seems likely that the new product is in fact the 3G iPhone everybody’s been talking about.

I’ve written it up here:

Peterson then smashed a small vial onto the ground, which enveloped him with copious amounts of white smoke. When the smoke had cleared, he was gone.