Presenting your C&C Red Alert 3 cast

Command and Conquer set the de-facto standard for video game cinematography long ago, and the upcoming release isn’t going to disappoint. There is a former Playmate, a UFC Heavywieght champion, and even Star Trek’s Sulu.  No word on who is going to play what charecter with the expection of Ms. McCarthy. She has been cast as the always popular, but also deadly, Tanya. 

The cast of Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 follows (in alphabetical order by last name): Gemma Atkinson (the UKHollyoaks), Tim Curry (Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Hunt for Red October), Andrew Divoff (LOST), Kelly Hu (X2, The Scorpion King), Jenny McCarthy (Scream 3, former Playboy Playmate of the Year), Ivana Milicevic (Casino Royale), Jonathan Pryce (Pirates of the Caribbean), J.K. Simmons (Spider-Man,Juno), Autumn Reeser (The OC), Peter Stormare (Prison Break, Armageddon), George Takei (Star Trek, Heroes), and two of the most recognizable names in competitive mixed martial arts Randy The Natural Couture (former UFC Heavyweight champion) and Gina ConvictionCarano (Undefeated Elite XC fighter, American Gladiators).

Click through for some possibly NSFW pics of the, um, highlights.

Remeber, Jenny McCarthy is Jim Carry’s girl. He’ll mess you up.

Kelly Hu

Ivana Milicevic

Gina Carano

George “Sulu” Takei