For one day only, Taco Bell will make your stomach hurt for free!

Hey everybody – this is just a friendly reminder that, thanks to Jason Bartlett’s stolen base in Game 1 of the World Series, Taco Bell is giving away free tacos today. The only thing better than paying 69 cents for a taco which cost 9 cents to make is paying nothing for a taco which cost 9 cents to make.

How to get your free taco:
1) Stop by your local Taco Bell today between 2pm and 6pm on Tuesday, October 28th, 2008.
2) Tell them Greg from Crunchgear sent you
3) Free taco! Celebrate the fact that you just saved a whole 69 cents by giving the nearest person a high five.

Unfortunately, it’s only one taco per customer, and these are Taco Bell tacos – so unless you’re a baby squirrel, you’re probably still going to be hungry afterward. If only you had gone through with that plan to keep a van full of crazy costumes at all times, you could get enough tacos for the rest of your life.

(Note: Step 2 is probably not necessary).