LG's Bluetooth TV lets you watch your pornography in complete privacy

LG televisions just got a little more bestiality-friendly with the addition of stereo Bluetooth support. The system allows you to connect a Bluetooth headset to the TV and turn down the speaker volume, thereby ensuring the bleating, honking, and barking that makes up the wild soundtrack to your deepest dreams and desires is yours and yours alone – you, in this case, being me.

The Bluetooth kit should hit Europe soon but U.S.-based goat-sex lovers – like me – will have to wait. Thank you, LG, for thinking of our neighbors who have been calling the police a few too many times as I watched “Lassie and a Lassie: A Scottish Girl’s Erotic Adventures in Lowland Country.”