Party people everywhere, I behoove you to to put your hands in the air

Hey funtime boys! Want to dance? Ok! Let’s have a good time with Brando’s new USB-powered LED projector. Plug it in, watch the lights move, feel the Drano moving through your veins to your heart, hear the final chuckles of glee as your Mafiya captors riffle through your jacket looking for valuables before they dump you into the Volga. Don’t ever cross the Mafiya.

$19.00 on, guess where?, Brando.