Good morning my friend are you involved in wanting a mini iPhone? For you I have nice one!

SlashyG has a 9 minute video of some vaguely Russian man describing the failbox that is the CECT M188 MINI Dual SIM Card Phone with Bluetooth, essentially a mini iPhone knock off with a VGA camera, FM radio, and memory card slot.

Best of all, the bugger only costs $103 which makes it perfect for your strange little kiosk in the smoky central train station where you unlock Nokias and sell illegal Turkish pornography under the counter. It’s also a great fit for your uncle who was in the army and came out a little weird and now spends all his time with his “girlfriends” in that park by the English school where the older prostitutes do business.