What have they done?! Soon we will be ruled over by this bionic goose, Betty, and her devious minions. Why in the world did veterinarians in the UK cobble together the first bionic goose when Mother Nature obviously had different plans by leaving her a half a mile from land with a busted leg. It doesn’t matter now. Betty’s plan is already in motion.
The UK press is reporting that she is resting at an animal shelter where she is likely gathering the necessary forces to first overtake the British Isles and then the world. I, for one, do not welcome our new bionic goose overlord and will lead the resistance against her. Who’s with me!