EMI: The Beatles won't be on iTunes tomorrow. Sky News: The Beatles will be on iTunes tomorrow. Take your pick.


Record label EMI, which holds the rights to the Beatles catalogue, says the band’s music will not be on iTunes starting tomorrow. (Not that that matters, of course.) It seems EMI is concerned about piracy. I wish I were joking. But then Sky News in the UK supposedly ran a story that said, yes, the Beatles will be available on iTunes starting tomorrow. Our take: chill out. After all, tomorrow is only a day away. We’ll all get the answer then.

And here’s a short clip of Homer Simpson completely no-selling George Harrison:

The end.