Sweet merciful fates! The Fleshlight Motion

Have you ever wanted to have sex with a large, distended block of foam? Have you been hunting for a way to put a vibrating lady part in that block of foam? Are you even still reading this?

The Fleshlight Motion [NSFW] is a box that you put your penis in. It comes in multiple styles including Dalek, that little square droid on the Jawa’s vehicle, and GoodGodImMakingLovetoaBlockofFoamINeedtoMoveOutofMyParentsHouse. Seriously. I don’t even know what’s going on here.

There’s even an optional saddle bag.

via DavidCross via Giz