My friend, I have a Zune HD for you. Very nice price: Free!

Welcome to CrunchGear’s seedy electronic shop in the touristy area of town. Today we have a special deal for one lucky commenter: a new 16GB black Zune HD. Read on to figure out how to win.

UPDATE – Congrats to Aaron for winning the Zune. He’s currently running with an RCA Lyrica. I don’t even think RCA is in business anymore.

I want this to go to a good home so I need you to describe your current, janky music/media player in comments and I’ll pick one lucky winner at random. If you own an iPod or iPod Touch, you’re automagically disqualified. We’ll close the contest on Wednesday at Noon Eastern.

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