Our own Matt Burns on NCIS

Marine? Nope. Sailor? Nope. Blogger: Matt Burns.

That’s right: our own Matt Burns ended up on NCIS last night skewered on some rebar after jumping from a bridge. How did they end up with Matt Burns and blogger? We don’t rightly know, but they do consider him pond scum, which is an accurate depiction.

JK all the way, Matt!