Donkey Kong plus Star Wars equals the nerdiest shirt I've seen in a long time

There should be a contest. If you can go to a bar wearing this shirt (or, say, that one Wi-Fi detecting one) and successfully pick up a member of the opposite sex, you get… I don’t know, a better shirt.

This does seem like a good idea, though — not the shirt, the idea of a Han/Luke game where both guys are playable. Luke would be the close-up damage dealer, Han would have his blaster… like Mercs or Commando. Or Cookie and Cream! That would be amazing.

[via Super Punch and The Daily What]