If you’ve been following Snuggie news as closely as I have, you’ll definitely have noticed that most, if not all, Snuggie knock-offs are far superior to the original. Take this Snuggle Suit, for instance. It’s $20 and you could wear it as an actual outfit around many parts of New Jersey without getting a second look.
Where the Snuggie hangs like a smock in a doctor’s office, the Snuggle Suit blends the comfort of a bathrobe with the cat-like agility afforded by common trousers.
The fact that it’s only available for women makes me downright irate, but maybe I could stuff myself into an extra large.