What Is It? Microsoft Hardware Teases Something Black And Lozenge-y

Microsoft Hardware has tweeted a pair of partial pictures (which I have joined above for your convenience) depicting their next product. What do you think it is? New Zune? Handset? Multi-touch trackpad? There’s nothing to give perspective, but it looks a little thick to be a tablet. I’m leaning towards new Zune, but let’s not get our hopes up… though that would be sweet.

Their only hint is “Don’t be so touchy…flat is where it’s at.” Where’s Encyclopedia Brown when you need him?