Thank You, History Channel, You're Doing Veterans Day Right

We all agree that the History Channel is a limp vestigial of its previous glorious self, right? Now, it’s all reality TV shows about con men and truckers. But today is Veterans Day and unlike on the Fourth of July, the programming is appropriate. The Pawn Stars marathon shown on the 4th made me want to microwave Beanie Babies. It still gets me going that out of all the programming that could have been shown on the 4th, History Channel opted for Pawn Stars. Today though, when America’s military veterans are to be honored, History is running a Patton 360 marathon. Thank you. (I’ll ignore the Ancient Aliens program that comes on at 8:00 pm.)