Say, for example, you’re the kind of person who abhors curves. You’re very linear, very Borg-like. Well, this is the egg cuber for you. For $5.99 you can hard boil your favorite ovoid objects into a squat little cube, forcing the cantilevered majesty of the your hen-fruit into the straight-edge box of conformity.
Crushes hot hard-boiled eggs into cube shapes
Acrylic construction comes apart for easy cleanup
Makes cool stratified hors-d’oeuvres and sushi, too!
This could make a good Secret Santa gift for that certain someone who hates change.