Black Friday Week: What Delightful Deals Will Apple Have In Store?

Well grow me from a chick in a massive pen full of other turkeys, feed me antibiotics, cut off my head and boil my skin briefly then shake and blow off my feathers with an industrial fan, and then stuff me full of bread and sausage, cook me for most of the day, and call me dinner! Apple is announcing a super secret sale dedicated to those who want to offer only the very best to their loved ones. No details yet, but given that iPod Touches are hovering at about $240 at Wal-Mart, I can’t imagine the deals are very massive.

Sadly, this deal is only happening on Black Friday proper, thereby preventing us from perusing the opportunity before the in-laws come over.
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