Citizen Self-Defense Walking Stick: BAD. ASS.

WHAM! POW! BANG! You, too, can recreate Kick-Ass with the Citizen Walking Cane, a crazy cane that turns into a tonfa self-defense stick and lets you “learn how to disable and subdue an opponent in a flash of a second.” That’s right! A flash of a second!

The stick costs $130 and includes a DVD. Stick a gun in there and maybe we can talk.

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