Sega Toylets Allow You To Game With Your John Thomas

If you thought those old commercials when the guy would yell “SEGA” really loud after showing off Sonic were good, how about a Sega game that adds that pleasurable post-micturition chill to an otherwise dull game of “blow up the Japanese girl’s skirt?” Now I’ve got your attention, right?

The Sega Toylet is a pressure sensitive system placed inside urinals that allows you to control on-screen action with your stream. In addition to the “skirt blowing game” you can also test your stream against the stream of the guy who came before you. No mention of making “General Lees” or playing Ghostbusters with two simultaneous actions, but presumably two beams are better than one in this game.

Sadly this is available only in Japan. SEGA!

via Eng