This Is Not An iPad Post. It Is About A Robotic Seal

Shhhh…. sit down. Relax. Take off your shoes. That’s right. Just unclench that fist. Ok. Ok. That’s right.

This is not an iPad-powered robotic seal. No, don’t worry. Sit back down. Ok. Look. This seal plays basketball. I know, right? Swish! Nothin’ but net!

That’s the stuff. How about a whiskey? Don’t drink? Maybe some kombucha? OK. There you go. Just drink it down. Breathe.


via Ubergizmo