Before we get too far into this, I want to be fully transparent and disclose up-front that this is weird and mostly irrelevant.
The title of the film? “Tender: It’s how people meat.”
So, naturally, I love Marcello and this video.
A few fun jokes you could use to caption this as you inevitably share it with your social networks:
“People on Tinder just treat you like a piece of meat.” (Unfortunately, not stolen. I’m just not that funny.)
Something about being forced to upgrade to Tinder Plus. (I’m really bad at this.)
I told you this would be weird. Sorry. Carry on.