Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first. And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. No argument here. It’s toe-tappingly tragic!
Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Throw her in the brig. Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff!
Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money.