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Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. Say it in Russian! Leela’s gonna kill me.

Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!

Well, then good news! It’s a suppository.

Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”! Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

  1. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way?
  2. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it!
  3. You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me!

If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Do a flip! It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

  • No argument here.
  • Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.
  • Who am I making this out to?

No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume? When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults.

I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. With gusto.

I never loved you. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Say what? Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.